Disclaimer

DISCLAIMER

THE SERIOUS VERSION

This website/blog/email series is an educational and informational resource for business owners. It is not a substitute for working with a business consultant or other professional. I cannot guarantee the outcome of following the recommendations provided and any statements made regarding the potential outcome are expressions of opinion only. I make no guarantees about the information and recommendations provided herein. By continuing to use/read/participate in this website/blog/email/writing/coaching series you acknowledge that I cannot guarantee any particular results, as such outcomes are based on subjective factors that are not within my control. Therefore, following any information or recommendations provided on this website/blog/email/writing/coaching series are at your own risk. If you need business advice, you should hire a business consultant or other professional.

THE CHEEKY VERSION

Dude, business is risky. And while I love using my experiences, and the experiences of countless other entrepreneurs I know, business is still risky. So my advice doesn’t come with any guarantees. You get that, right? Cool. Oh, and if you need professional help, consider hiring a business consultant or professional therapist. I’m not a doctor.

ADVICE

THE SERIOUS VERSION

This website/blog/email/writing/coaching series is an educational and informational resource for entrepreneurs or anyone looking to improve their business and life. It is not a substitute for working with a doctor, lawyer, or professionally trained therapist. I cannot guarantee the outcome of following the recommendations provided and my statements about the potential outcome are expressions of opinion only. I make no guarantees about the information and recommendations provided herein. By continuing to use/read/participate in this website/blog/email/writing/coaching series you acknowledge that I cannot guarantee any particular results, as such outcomes are based on subjective factors that are not within my control. Therefore, following any information or recommendations provided on this website/blog/email/writing/coaching series are at your own risk. If you need professional counseling or advice, you should hire a licensed therapist, doctor or other professional.

THE CHEEKY VERSION

Thanks for visiting! My blog is a resource guide for educational and informational purposes. To write my articles, I use my experiences, the experiences of others and various other resources. That being said, my advice doesn’t come with any guarantees. By visiting this site, you’re essentially signing a contract that says that you understand that I make no guarantees, and you won’t try to sue me or report me to the U.S. Government. Because well…that would be awkward.

THE “I’LL GIVE YOU MY OPINION ABOUT YOUR SITUATION BUT DON’T SUE ME” DISCLAIMER

THE SERIOUS DISCLAIMER

The complimentary advice provided herein is based on an abbreviated examination of the minimal facts given, not the extensive analysis I conduct when working with individual clients. Therefore, this advice is not a substitute for working with a licensed therapist or doctor. I cannot guarantee the outcome of following the advice provided and my statements about the potential outcome are expressions of opinion only. Following the advice provided is at your own risk. Consider hiring a lawyer, doctor or licensed professional to assist you with this issue.

THE CHEEKY DISCLAIMER

Of course, this is based on me taking a quick look, and not the usual review and analysis of all documents and factors that I would consider when working with you as a traditional paid client. That being said, my advice and opinion is taken into account at your own risk, but for a proper analysis, hire a lawyer/doctor/other licensed professional.

GIVING ADVICE OVER THE PHONE/INTERNET

THE SERIOUS VERSION

By participating in this consulting session over the phone/web, you acknowledge that, though I am not a [licensed] professional, I am unable to conduct the extensive analysis that I would in an in-person setting. Therefore, the advice I provide during our consulting sessions is not intended nor implied to be a substitute for in-person professional advice [or treatment]. The information provided in the consulting
session should not be considered a substitute for in-person evaluation by a lawyer, doctor or licensed professional to address your individual needs.

THE CHEEKY VERSION

Technology is great, and so are phones/Skype/video chats. However, they can also be a little, say, limiting. Without consulting with you in person, the dynamics change a little bit, and I can’t conduct the extensive analysis that I would in an in-person setting. (Or buy you coffee at Starbucks.) Therefore,
our conversation should not be considered a substitute for an in-person evaluation by a lawyer, doctor, or therapist.

COACHING

THE SERIOUS VERSION

By participating in/reading my coaching service/website/blog/email/writing/coaching series, you acknowledge that I am not a licensed psychologist or health care professional and my services do not replace the care of psychologists or other healthcare professionals. Coaching is in no way to be construed or substituted as psychological counseling or any other type of therapy or medical advice. I will at all times exercise
my best professional efforts, skills and care. However, I cannot guarantee the outcome of coaching efforts and/or recommendations on my website/blog/email/writing/coaching series and my comments about the outcome are expressions of opinion only. I cannot make any guarantees other than to deliver the coaching services purchased as described.

THE CHEEKY VERSION

I’m an expert at what I do. I’ve got the street credibility, the experience, the skills and the qualifications. However, we should probably tell you that I am not a licensed psychologist or health care professional, and my services don’t replace the care of psychologists or other healthcare professionals. With that comes the standard eye-glaze inducing disclaimer that, no, I cannot actually guarantee the outcome of our coaching efforts and/or recommendations on my website/blog/email/writing/coaching series, and my comments about the outcome are expressions of (my very personal) opinion only. I can guarantee you this, however: I will do my best to coach you, and I’ll do everything in my power to help.

AFFILIATE LINKS DISCLAIMER

THE SERIOUS VERSION

Some of the links contained in this article/website/newsletter are affiliate links. This means that I may receive a commission if you click on the link and make a purchase from the affiliate. I only recommend products and services that I know or trust to be of high quality, whether an affiliate relationship is in place or not.

THE CHEEKY VERSION

Guess what? If you click on a link that I’ve provided, it might be a link to someone who will give me a commission if you buy something from their site. That means that I might get paid if you click on that link. And the reason why I’m telling you this is because I want to be upfront with you, and because it’s illegal not to. (So, you know, right side of the law and all.) That said, I promise to use any affiliate commissions earned for good causes. Things like reinvesting in this business to bring you even better resources, and quite possibly at least one Sunday trip to the zoo with the family.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS

THE SERIOUS VERSION

I aim to describe and display my products as accurately as possible. However, I cannot guarantee that the color, texture, size, etc. will be completely accurate. Likewise, I cannot guarantee their uses for your particular circumstances and purposes. Please do not accept that the product descriptions contained on this website/blog/newsletter are entirely accurate, current, or error-free. Occasionally, I may correct errors in pricing and merchandise descriptions.

THE CHEEKY VERSION

We love our products, and we hope you do, too. That said, sometimes we might slip up, and sometimes, errors happen. Things like pricing or merchandise descriptions get mixed up, and then we look bad. While that stinks, what’s most important to us is that you’re happy. So while we can’t guarantee that all information on the site is always 100% accurate at any given time, if you do notice a mistake? Please don’t hesitate to contact us and let us know. Since we can’t guarantee the products for your particular circumstances or purposes, nor the color, texture, size, etc., we can guarantee that we’ll give you the best customer service we can to remedy the situation.

Updated: April 2016

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